When Is the News Selling Us a False Narrative?

Let's take a look at Sunday's NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt. 

Mr. Holt opened the newscast with a lede that suggested Sen. Obama's foreign trip was running into trouble:

"Barack Obama's venture onto the world stage has already proven to be a walk onto a diplomatic and political tightrope, trying to balance his role as a US Senator versus that of a presidential candidate. He came face-to-face in Kabul today with--"

Face to face? With that tightrope, Lester?

No, with "the leader of Afghanistan to talk about a resurgent Taliban. But Obama is also talking US policy and his own vision of the future of American military power in the region. And his words tonight are reverberating from the war fronts in Afghanistan and Iraq to the Pentagon. NBC's Richard Engel is covering Obama's visit and has the latest from the Afghan capital."

So what does Richard Engel report about the "tightrope", the "reverberations"? 

Engel sets out the Obama plan: "He wants to send 10,000 more troops to Afghanistan, and pull all American combat forces out of Iraq in 16 months, a timetable for Iraq the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff today described as risky." 

We then see Adm. Mike Mullen, on FoxNews with Chris Wallace, saying, "I think the consequences could be very dangerous in that regard. Um, I'm convinced at this point in time, that, coming, making reductions based on conditions on the ground are very important." 

Does Mr. Engel note that Sen. Obama's timetable DOES account for conditions on the ground? 

No. He reports it as he said/he said. Obama wants this, but Mullen wants that. No mention that they're not actually different. 

So Obama's words are "reverberating . . . to the Pentagon" in that the Pentagon wants to take potshots at the Democratic candidate, untethered to facts?

The second report comes from Andrea Mitchell, who "joins us [from Baghdad] to put this all in perspective."

And what shall we sing along with Mitch? More he said/he said!

Lester Holt asks her to explain the differences between Obama's position and McCain's, and she answers, "There really has been a lot of clarity. The differences have become very apparent between Obama and John McCain, especially, even in the last couple of days, since he started on this trip. Obama believes that the surge has not given the Iraqi enough political progress. John McCain believes that the surge has worked, and even takes credit for it."

The President's stated goal for the so-called surge was to give the Iraqi government space for political conciliation, which hasn't happened, given that the Kurds have walked out of the government. Any mention that Sen. Obama is quoting the President's own goals while McCain is moving the goalpost to the 20-yard line? 

Nope. 

Mitchell goes on:  "Obama believes that there should be a withdrawal in 16 months, based on the conditions on the ground. John McCain says that's dangerous, and only today, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Mike Mullen, said it would be, quote, 'very dangerous'."

OK: Mitchell has mentioned that Obama, just like Adm. Mullen, agrees withdrawal from Iraq must be attuned to "conditions on the ground." Except that she, like Richard Engel, never notes that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs isn't actually contradicting Obama.

At the end of Mitchell's report, Lester Holt nods twice, briskly, as if his narrative of the "Obama tightrope" has been explained, when in fact we've now had three reporters, Holt, Engel and Mitchell, all failing to do their jobs, parroting Administration criticism--issued via Adm. Mullen--without providing any context at all for the Admiral's misleading words. 

And NBC has some of the best network coverage. If that's the best, no wonder we're in such trouble.

How can we read Vid Hardt at the AtLargely site?

Hey Question Authority!

Is it true you're also writing at Larisa Alexandrovna's blog, AtLargely.com?

Mai Shill



Dear Shill--

Right-e-o!

Here's the link for my first piece there, under my legal name of David L Steinhardt.

( http://www.atlargely.com/2008/04/the-margin-of-e.html )

TQA

What About the March 14, 2003 John Yoo Memo?

Hey, The Question Authority--

Exactly why am I supposed to care that an 81-page memo got released today, that was renounced 9 months after it was written?

A. Plante



Dear Planted Questioner:

It's all about saying torture, which is illegal, is legal. Got that?

Let's go through it page by page!

Scary to see legal authority deriving from, right at the top, other blind assertions of legal authority! Since when are legal memos from Charles Colson or William Rehnquist (when he was WH counsel), to Nixon, legal precedents? Nixon was headed to impeachment, and Colson went to jail! Considering the talk of "unelected judges" by Republicans (which always contrasts with oaths to "protect, preserve and defend the Constitution"), not-even-confirmed White House counsels are far below that threshold of establishing US law!

p 2:

"We believe that necessity or self-defense could provide defenses to a prosecution." Thank you, Consigliere Yoo! Torture may not be legal, but here's how you defend yourself at your war crimes trial!

p 4:

"Given the massive destruction and loss of life caused by the September 11 attacks, it is reasonable to believe that information gained from al Qaeda personnel could prevent attacks of a similar (if not greater) magnitude from occurring in the United States." Never questioned, in the memo, is this notion that torture actually works. Which it doesn't.

5

"...the structure of the Constitution demonstrates that any power traditionally understood as pertaining to the executive--which includes the conduct of warfare and the defense of the nation--unless expressly assigned to Congress, is vested in the President." Which is why the president can ignore laws?

6

"Recognizing this authority [to detain prisoners], Congress has never attempted to restrict or interfere with the President's authority on this score." Except when they have, which is why Yoo had to write this memo.

8

Yoo throws the kitchen sink at the 5th Amendment, citing Salerno (1987) that the USG can detain, and in 1937's Cummings v Deutsche Bank Und Discontogesellschraft that CONGRESS may enact laws seizing property of enemies and Eisentrager (1952) that enemy aliens are subject to arrest and deportation "whenever a 'declared war" exists." FOOTNOTE 11, on this page, shows why: "Our analysis here should not be confused with a theory that the Constitution somehow does not 'apply' during wartime. The Supreme Court squarely rejected such a proposition long ago in Ex parte Milligan" 1866 "and at least that part of Milligan is still good law." Those who are jumping up and down about FN 10, which asserts the 4th Amendment doesn't apply when the military acts within the US, can calm down a little.

9

"These cases AND THE UNTENABLE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE PRESIDENT'S CONDUCT OF A WAR THAT WOULD RESULT FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE DUE PROCESS CLAUSE demonstrate its inapplicability during wartime--whether to the conduct of interrogations or the detention of enemy aliens."

Quite the leap there.

11

"These canons include the avoidance of constitutional difficulties, inapplicability of general criminal statutes to the conduct of the military during war, inapplicability of general statutes to the sovereign, and the specific governs the general. The Criminal Division concurs in our conclusion that these canons of construction preclude the application of the assault, maiming, interstate stalking, and torture statutes to the military during the conduct of the a war."

INAPPLICABILITY OF GENERAL STATUTES TO THE SOVEREIGN??

"In light of the President's complete authority over the conduct of war, in the absence of a clear statement from Congress otherwise, we will not read a criminal statute as infringing on the President's ultimate authority in these areas."

IF A CRIMINAL STATUTE IS NOT, IN ITSELF, A 'CLEAR STATEMENT FROM CONGRESS OTHERWISE," THEN WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF HAVING LAWS?!? DO THEY HAVE TO PASS IT TWICE, ONCE STATING "WE REALLY MEANT IT THE FIRST TIME"?

FOOTNOTE 12 MENTIONS THE WAR CRIMES STATUTE, AFFIRMING IT AND DISMISSING IT AT THE SAME TIME.

12

"...the courts generally defer to executive decisions concerning the conduct of hostilities."

GENERALLY?!?
THEN YOO CITES "OUR OFFICE"--HIMSELF!

13

Congress can't "make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces", footnote 13 on p 13, because Yoo says so. And all the citations on the page itself, are other legal opinions by executive appointees, not judicial.

"...we will construe potentially applicable laws ... not to apply to the President's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants.... We believe that this approach fully respects Congress's authority." Again: unless Congress says WE REALLY MEAN IT, we will assume laws do not apply, because they couldn't possibly have a different view of the USConstitution than we do.

14

Yoo eats his own tail here: in the absence of REALLY MEAN IT Congressional action, Congress can't regulate "properly authorized acts of the military during armed conflict," which are, of course, whatever the president says they are, regardless of the law.

SUPER OMINOUS PART: "For many years, our Office has also applied this canon in several highly classified contexts that cannot be discussed in this memorandum."

A spurious graf follows asserts the "ridiculous" notion that if laws applied to soldiers, they wouldn't be allowed to kill people.

Then: "This canon of construction, of course, establishes only a presumption." And mentions that the War Crimes Statute does indeed regulate military behavior in wartime.

15

US v Nardone says laws cannot wreak "absurdity" upon the prerogatives of the executive. Yoo takes this molehill and makes a mountain.

All Yoo's citations, in graf 2, that laws may not limit the president's "conduct of interrogations" are of books. Not laws, not legal decisions. Just books.

FN 14 cites five more books.

16

"Under our Constitution, the sovereign right of the United States on the treatment of enemy combatants is reserved to the President as Commander-in-Chief." What article of the Constitution would that be?

Graf 2: likens regulating interrogations to a case where police held up mail because the mail carrier was arrested for murder. "For the reasons we explain above, the application of these general laws to the conduct of the military during the course of war would create untenable results."

graf 3 insists that "the torture statute" does not apply to the conduct of military personnel.

17

"It could be argued that Congress specifically enacted section 3261 to extend special maritime and territorial jurisdictional crimes to the members of the Armed Forces and those accompanying or employed by them. Such a contention would, however, be incorrect." Because we say so.

18

Section 2340--the torture stature-- IS a clear statement of intent by Congress, but since it uses language less broad than in the War Crimes Statute, it's OK to ignore it because that "would raise grave separation of powers concerns."

19

Yoo forgets about the law, and just bellies up to the bar to offer his rationale for a lawless executive:

"It may be the case that only successful interrogations can provide the information necessary to prevent future attacks upon the United States or its citizens. Congress can no more interfere with the President's conduct of the interrogation of enemy combatants than it can dictate strategic or tactical decisions on the battlefield. Just as statutes that order the President to conduct warfare in a certain manner or for specific goals would be unconstitutional, so too are laws that would prevent the President from gaining the intelligence he believes necessary to prevent attacks on upon the United States."

Specific goals? As in the authorization of force again 9/11 plotters?

No citations.

Section B, pp 19-32

Laws do apply, and (FN 23, p 23) our reading might not pass Court muster, but . . . there are possible criminal defenses to these crimes. You can beat the rap if you're not specifically trying to violate it.

Section C, pp 32-47

Though the War Crimes Statute and prohibition against torture don't apply, here's a roundup of why they don't. Even though (FN 38, p 33), Article 3 violations are war crimes under Section 2441. p 34: "conduct toward members of al Qaeda could not constitute a violation of common Article 3 . . . and thus could not violate Section 2441 (c)(3)," because we've previously said it doesn't.

35

2340-2340A (torture act) applies in Afghanistan, but not at GTMO.

51- 53

Reagan construed torture as only the worst treatment, with lesser abuse equated to the language of the 5th, 8th and 14th amendments, and even though Bush 41 backed off that a bit, mind-altering substances would be OK so long as it didn't nearly kill the prisoner.

56

If I can convince you we're not violating 2340, then we're not violating the Convention Against Torture either. And even though our "reservations" amount to gutting the treaty, and that's explicitly not OK under the Vienna Convention on Treaties, if we say we're not gutting it, we're not gutting it. FN60: even though we're not party to Vienna.

57

MAYBE THE BEST YET:

"Some may argue that permitting the assertion of justification defenses under domestic law, such as necessity or self-defense, would place the United States in violation of its international obligations. Such an argument would point to article 2(2) of CAT, which provides that '[n]o exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat of war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture.' We do not believe, however, that a treaty may eliminate the United States' right, under international law, to use necessary measures for its self-defense."

And proceeds to justify self-defense itself, as if that were the issue!

58

It's impossible to violate a treaty, because violating it invalidates it!

"Although these [torture] actions might violate CAT, they would still be in service of the more fundamental principle of self-defense that cannot be extinguished by CAT or any other treaty. Further, if the President ordered that conduct, such an order would amount to a suspension or termination of the Convention. In so doing, the President's order and the resulting conduct would not be a violation of international law because the United States would no longer be bound by the treaty."

64

Sure, torture is illegal in the US, but only when it's UNNECESSARY.

65

If a detainee might have info, deprivations/interrogation methods are not "wanton or unnecessary."

In other words, kids: there ain't no law if we say there ain't no law. Another step toward fascism, documented because the ACLU sued to have it released, and because today's Vanity Fair article about the war's lawlessness is so damning, the government figured today would be the best time to release it.

The Question Authority

Should We Abolish The Electoral College?

Dear The Question Authority:

Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida is the latest politician to say it's time to eliminate the Electoral College.

Is that a good idea?

Sen. Bill Nelson



Dear Sen. Nelson:

No. Your idea stinks.

Want to know why?

Remember 2000? Scouring each and every Florida hamlet in search of the several votes that could swing the presidency?

Now imagine a national election that was that close. Now imagine trying to scour every fucking election district in a nation of 300,000,000 people, searching for SINGLE VOTES.

Listen: the fact is that elections are not airtight. There's shrinkage, fraud, error and more.

That's why we have 51 separate elections, in each state and DC, to decide the presidency. That way, the worst that can happen is that there's a scramble within a state, not the whole country.

The Electoral College may be archaic, undemocratic, and weird. But it works.

The Question Authority

Is Cannabis Prohibition Constitutional?

Dear The Question Authority,

Banning booze took a constitutional amendment in 1920. How is it that marijuana is illegal without such a constitutional change?

Thanks,

Maria Janowski



Dear Mary Jane,

Good question.

First off, the law is what judges say it is, so yes, marijuana prohibition has passed all legal processes, so I wouldn't light up a joint on 3rd Street and tell your arresting officer to go stuff it.

But let's not forget the Ninth Amendment to the US Constitution. It states,

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

So what does it mean?

It means, basically, that any rights which the people of this country had before the Constitution, are retained even if the Constitution is silent about them.

So what do we know about our rights before the US Constitution?

Well, the Declaration of Independence declares that we have rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. The Bible, that favorite legal text of right-wing crazies, states in Genesis that humans have dominion over all the plants and animals. And, regarding hemp specifically, we have George Washington's log entry regretting that he failed to kill his male hemp plants one year--essential only for growing smokable hemp, not industrial hemp for rope.

The Question Authority can thus state confidently that the Ninth Amendment SHOULD render all marijuana prohibition laws unconstitutional, because it tramples on a right the people brought into this union: the right to grow what we please and enjoy it.

But we'll have to wait for a few more hep-cat types to hit the Supreme Court before such laws will ever be struck down on Constitutional grounds.


The Question Authority

Does Telecom Immunity Herald Fascism?

Dear TQA,

Why are some people suggesting that the telecom immunity bill is tantamount to sanctioning fascism in the United States?

Ann Thompson and Tribbly



Dear AT&T,

Maybe because it's true?

Let's review what fascism is: In the years leading up to World War II, Italy, Spain and Germany linked government and corporate control over populations suddenly hostage to all organized power in their nations.

Now let's review what telecom immunity is: When the Bush Administration said to the telecom companies, "Psst! Let us spy on your customers, OK?", only one company, Qwest, said no, because it clearly wasn't legal.

All the others (AT&T, et al.) handed over your privacy to criminals in high office.

A telecom immunity bill would signal this: If the government asks you to break the law, you're covered on the back end.

In other words, fascism would be codified: if the government wants you to break the law, you should go with loyalty to the executive branch rather than the rule of law.

The president and every other governmental official take an oath to the Constitution. Corporations are bound by the law, just like everyone else is.

Telecom immunity would nullify these oaths and laws, replacing them with loyalty to the President.

Could anything be more disgusting than for George W. Bush's dictatorship and fascism to be rubberstamped by a Democratically controlled Congress?


The Question Authority

The Biggest Spy Story of All Time?

To: The Question Authority

It might not be as easy to say as "eighteen-and-a-half-minute gap," but 203A-WF-210023 might be the new missing link to the worst government crimes of our time.

What is it? Why should I care?

From: Already Cynical Enough



Dear ACE,

The Question Authority wishes he could get his noggin fully 'round this one, but it's almost too bizarre to be true. At the same time, it follows logically from some of the most insane actions of US officials over the last several years.

Sibel Edmonds worked as a Turkish translator for the FBI. She overheard Turkish agents, working on behalf of Pakistan, being helped by US officials, in the proliferation of nuclear weapons. And it was all declared a diplomatic secret.

Just in case this might sound legitimate for even two seconds, let's recall that North Korea got its nukes from Pakistan.

Edmonds went to Congress, to the FBI, to reporters, to anyone who'd listen and investigate. But she was under a gag order, so there were details she couldn't tell. No one who could help did so.

Finally, she just got fed up and put herself in legal jeopardy by telling all.

The Times of London has been the only major outlet to go with the story. But they haven't named names. Larisa Alexandrovna, the scoop maven for RawStory.com, has provided names but not details.

It's like an acrostic puzzle to try to understand what's going on, but the biggest name named is Marc Grossman, a Clinton-holdover Bush Administration official in the State Department till 2005.

The document number you mention, now declared never to have existed by the FBI and perhaps key to the coverup, is covered in this Times story.

And just when you think it can't get any more over the top, there's this paragraph in the Times, highlighted at Alexandrovna's blog, At-Largely:

[A knowledgable anonymous tipster] claims the government official [Marc Grossman] warned a Turkish member of the network that they should not deal with a company called Brewster Jennings because it was a CIA front company investigating the nuclear black market. The official’s warning came two years before Brewster Jennings was publicly outed when one of its staff, Valerie Plame [Wilson], was revealed to be a CIA agent in a case that became a cause célèbre in the US.

Alexandrovna is the reporter who broke the news that Valerie Plame Wilson was working to prevent nuclear proliferation to Iran.

The mind reels.

Did VPW's name get outed not just to intimidate her husband, Amb. Joe Wilson, but as part of a grander plan to thwart peaceful means of making the world safer?

Until we know, please beg your favorite news outlets to cover the story.

TQA

A Romp Through the Periodic Table in Candy Form

Hey Know-It-All,

Glib this one by the short hairs: I like Balance Bars. They've got protein, vitamins, minerals, chocolate, and sugar, which covers all the food groups. Not being a nomadic gatherer, I tend to get behind in my rare-earth elements in the diet. Plus, they taste good.

The problem: I'm not so sure "minerals" in my diet literally mean I should be chowing down on metal grit with a chocolate bar wrapped around it. Chrome? As in, 50s tailpipe? Selenium? Of the "known carcinogen" Seleniums?

They sell 'em, so I figure they're safe. But I still feel like something's wrong.

Tell me the answer, O Question Authority.

Elemental Questioner



Dear EQ,

The Question Authority digs them Balance Bars the most as well, but mostly only raspberry chocolate fudge (except during bursts of polymorphism).

The correct way to eat a Balance Bar is to minimize the grit: chew the yummy goo and soak up the flavor and multivitamin, but when bits o' grit start to collect in the teeth, rinse 'em out.

There's just no mineral source in nature that contains particles large enough to identify as metal, so if those of us stupid enough to consume such dystopian products as Soylent Balance continue to do so, we can at least retain enough of our humanity, for fucksake, to pick out the industrial waste in powdered form that we can feel and taste.

Like today's title says, it's a romp through the periodic table in candy form, which might prove partially digestible, partially suicidal. I hedge my bets, and take comfort in the ultimate pleasure of middle age: long-term effects decline in importance every day!

The Question Authority, 47 and counting

Restore the Republic of Vermont (1775-1791)?

Dear The Question Authority,

Should Vermont secede from the Union?

BP


Dear Beep,

Funny you should ask. Just this past weekend, at the Mountaintop Human Rights Film Festival in Waitsfield, Vermont, a Secession table was circulating petitions to put Vermont Independence on the agenda for various towns' Town Meeting.

(Small towns in Vermont are governed by annual town meetings, not elected representatives. True democracy!)

And here I have to admit something: While I will always say yes to any pollster asking if I favor Vermont's independence, it's truly one of the most ridiculous wastes of time for activists that I can think of.

I told the man behind the table that. I said, "While I love that you're here doing this, the idea is really stupid."

The guy went into his spiel: the states each lose 15% on every tax dollar to bureaucracy alone. The Civil War was an unconstitutional infringement of states' rights to leave the union.

I replied, "You're hoping to win a federal case by arguing the Confederate side of the Civil War in court? You're looking forward to a time when you don't go shopping in Lebanon, New Hampshire because there are two-hour lines at Customs?"

At this, his face dropped. I'd convinced him.

He picked up his cell phone, made a call, and left the building, his petitions still on the table.

Love and kisses,

The Question Authority

(send your questions to The Question Authority at bohemia123@aol.com)

How Do You Get on CNN?

Dear TQA,

How do you get comedy you write at home on CNN?

Curious Comedy Writer


Dear CCW,

Just video yourself performing it and send it to I-Reports, like this fellow here:




..which can also be seen at I-Report on CNN now.

TQA, self-promoting shamelessly

Are Foreign Agents Operating in the US Government?

Dear TQA,

Reading Larisa Alexandrovna about FBI whistlelblower Sibel Edmonds, it seems as if foreign spies infiltrated the highest levels of the US Government.

Could that be true?

Not Fond of Fascism



Dear NFoF,

Yes.

Click here.

TQA

Ask Me Anything (Part Trois)

Dear TQA,

As Obama starts to look like Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. rolled into one, I worry that 2008 will resemble 1968 in too many ways:

If he gets close to the nomination, will someone bump him off?

Sick With Concern


Dear Sicko,

Given that Hillary is poised to be the Hubert H. Humphrey of 2008--the obvious choice no one really wants to vote for because we're sick to death of him/her already--there is great reason for worry. At this stage, hours after Obama's victory in Iowa, the only most likely route to the nomination for Hillary is as the default candidate following an Obama assassination.

Am I being lighthearted about a potential tragedy that would shake the nation and the world?

Yes!

But not because of indifference to Sen. Obama. He's the most hopeful sign in US politics since I've been alive, and I remember well the assassinations of 1968.

But 1968, and the recent fascist takeover of our government by the Cheney/Bush crime syndicate, prove that this country plays at electoral democracy more than it lives it.

The United States is a nation at war, and not with terrorists: we're perpetually at war with ourselves. Take the murder rate in this country and overlay it on any other nation, and that nation would be said to be in a civil war.

So we're at war. The race war. The class war. The war of men against women. The war of junkies on those with cash in their pockets. But mostly a war of the rich against anyone else who seeks significant power.

I hope Obama lives at least till January 20, 2009. I even hope he's inaugurated as President of the United States of America that day.

Not that I think he'd govern very well. I want him to win because the disenfranchised need hope, a rallying cry to find the courage for taking back the power that is theirs for the asking.

If only they can turn down the bad music and TV, put down the tasteless beer, and realize that even the most heinous Karl Roves have no recourse against blowout electoral victories, if only Our Side shows up.

But I also believe the game is rigged, and that violence is the ultimate power shaper in this sick old nation of ours. So if Obama gains any more ground toward the nomination or presidency, I think he'd be crazy to think he's any safer than Benazir Bhutto was.

Benazir Bhutto. Baracko Bama. The names are a little too similar for my comfort.

Live, Barry live, please!

But I wouldn't bet my mortgage on the angels' keeping him safe if the war machine has decided he's its number-one target.

TQA