Ask Me Anything

Our first question comes from Ginger Lynn Fischbait of Fort Lee, NJ:


Dear The Question Authority,

Does God exist?

Ginger


Dear Ms. Fischbait,

Yes, God exists, but you, sadly, do not.

Love & kisses,

TQA




Dear The Question Authority,

Who will be the next President of the United States?

Will Plante


Dear Mr. Plante,

How optimistic to imagine this one isn't the last! TQA isn't so chipmunk-cheeked to believe the republic will outlast the current war criminal.

That said, the correct answer is, "Taupe," but it's the answer to a different question, although Bill Richardson will likely be the next Vice President.

Or someone confirmed by Congress, if fate smiles and that other war criminal's term ends prematurely (though, of course, already far too late).

TQA




Dear The Question Authority,

How many dimensions?

Brian Blue


Dear Mr. Blue,

Finally, a simple yes or no question!

Yes, heterotic string theory can suggest this meme-cum-factoid: eleven dimensions in the physical/kabbalistic universe, and 27 dimensions in the psychic/imaginary world, in constant counter-rotation.

Duh!

TQA